Thursday, 28 February 2013

vitagen and ribena //part 1//

OKAY first time writing a post on the laptop. i expect the paragraphing to be better than the previous posts. lol.

okay so i had 2 dreams last night!! the first was kinda funny, the second was kinda retarded but chill lol.

first one
i was in a multi-level building. vaguely seemed to be like 40-60stories high above ground. a large conference hall (like the one used for General Conference for the LDS Church) was at the bottom of the building, which was like 20 floors below ground level. however it was no ordinary conference hall. why? i'll explain later.

my partner and i plus this other dude picked up a total of 5 snakes from another team who were already in the building. i held 2, my partner held 2, and the guy that we picked up (i dont know his name, so lets just call him vitagen hahhahaa) held 1. the snakes that i was holding were really short. they seemed young, judging from the body length, but they were FAT. so. i didnt bother to actually ask for the age. the longer of the 2, which was maybe 40cm, was on my left hand, the other, (this one had a prominent head, and an in-proportionate body length) on my right. we had to take the snakes that we were handling down to the conference hall in one of the basement levels. my partner (i also dont know his name so lets just call him ribena) called for the lift, and in we went.

and while we were going down to the basement conference hall, vitagen was asking about the facility. so ribena talked about this and that, and then some time later we arrived at the floor that we needed to get off.
during this time, the snake on my left was swinging itself around my arm, and the snake on the right was just chillin. lol.

soon, we arrived at the desired floor somewhere underground, and then we got off the lift. it was a loooooooooooooooooooong walkway that stretched to our left and right. in front, but more to the left upon exiting the lift, were two doors (one of course further away than the other). and so vitagen was asking "wait so how many of them are in that room?" i was thinking like //dude firstly, its not a room, and second, be ready to be surprised//. hahahhahaa. feeling impressed with myself or who knows what, i opened the door closer to us and then dropped the snakes that i was holding into the "room".

*DISCLAIMER: DO NOT DROP SNAKES IF YOU EVER HOLD ONE. ITS NOT NICE. and who knows, maybe the snake will get angry and hate you forever. so dont drop a snake!! or throw it!! its not a baby!!*


-this is the part where it sort of links to a dream that i had quite some time back-

 without even glancing, an image flashed into my mind. an image where a few hundred thousand snakes were all slithering across the conference hall, of which all the chairs and furniture had been removed long before. its a WEIRD snake holding facility where there are no enclosures for the snakes to be held in. the only enclosure was the building itself and the "conference hall". yeah in case you didnt know, THAT IS WEIRD. its a crazy big enclosure which no organisation would build. EVER. i know because its SUPER EXPENSIVE and it would never turn into a zoo. no profit anywhere.

so after the dropped the two snakes that i was holding, vitagen was so shocked he exclaimed in surprise. he was like "oh mama" or something like that. they in turn placed the snakes that they (ribena and vitagen) were holding (i dont remember this part clearly) into the conference hall then we left for the lift.

while walking, somehow we started talking about how in case this building stops working because of an electrical fault, how long would it take for anybody on the lowest floor to reach the ground level. they started talking about oxygen levels and blahblahblah, all of which of course wasnt relevant. its only 20floors man. just walk up!! anyway. they (somehow) reached a conclusion that it would take a person 10hours to get to the ground floor. i was like //WHAT THE HECK YOU TAKE 10HOURS TO CLIMB 20FLOORS??? WHO ON EARTH TAKES SO LONG?!??!?! EVEN A BABY CRAWLS FASTER THAN YOU SIA//

so yeah. thats the end of part 1 of my dream. lol. is it long...?

ohoh i know. i'll post part 2 in another post.

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